Congratulations. You’ve achieved peak awareness. You now own a shirt that sees through you. It knows your dreams, your failures, your browser history. It’s not impressed.
“You’re schmucking brilliant, schmuck.”
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Congratulations. You’ve achieved peak awareness. You now own a shirt that sees through you. It knows your dreams, your failures, your browser history. It’s not impressed.
“You’re schmucking brilliant, schmuck.”
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
