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You schmucking schmuck.

$29.99

The resistance won’t be televised—but it might be wearing this.

In the dim twilight of civilization, where corporate overlords control your coffee temperature and sarcasm is taxed at 40%, one shirt dares to say what the rest of us whisper into our ration cans at night: “Schmuck you, you schmucking schmuck.” It’s not just a statement. It’s a resignation letter to humanity, lovingly screen-printed in bold, defiant cotton.

Because if we’re going to barrel into a surveillance-fueled techno-nightmare run by unpaid interns and crypto bros, we might as well look comfortably hostile doing it.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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The resistance won’t be televised—but it might be wearing this.

In the dim twilight of civilization, where corporate overlords control your coffee temperature and sarcasm is taxed at 40%, one shirt dares to say what the rest of us whisper into our ration cans at night: “Schmuck you, you schmucking schmuck.” It’s not just a statement. It’s a resignation letter to humanity, lovingly screen-printed in bold, defiant cotton.

Because if we’re going to barrel into a surveillance-fueled techno-nightmare run by unpaid interns and crypto bros, we might as well look comfortably hostile doing it.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean