You schmuck. Ladies' edition.

$29.99

Honestly, We Expected Better From You.

But here you are, once again, proving us right — and somehow you’ve earned this Tee. Maybe it’s for comfort. Maybe it’s to mask the unbearable weight of your own misdirected indignation. Either way, it fits. Literally. Designed for the kind of person who points fingers in every direction but inward, this tee works whether you’re lambasting family at a reunion, sulking through a birthday party, or loudly misreading the room at a graduation.

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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Honestly, We Expected Better From You.

But here you are, once again, proving us right — and somehow you’ve earned this Tee. Maybe it’s for comfort. Maybe it’s to mask the unbearable weight of your own misdirected indignation. Either way, it fits. Literally. Designed for the kind of person who points fingers in every direction but inward, this tee works whether you’re lambasting family at a reunion, sulking through a birthday party, or loudly misreading the room at a graduation.

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.