You say tomato, I say you’re a schmuck.
This isn’t a cute disagreement. This is a declaration of intellectual war—printed on unapologetic cotton. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is for those who are done entertaining the opinions of the chronically misinformed, the confidently incorrect, and the proudly pedantic. You’ve tried patience. You’ve tried silence. Now try clothing that does the verbal slapping for you.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
You say tomato, I say you’re a schmuck.
This isn’t a cute disagreement. This is a declaration of intellectual war—printed on unapologetic cotton. This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is for those who are done entertaining the opinions of the chronically misinformed, the confidently incorrect, and the proudly pedantic. You’ve tried patience. You’ve tried silence. Now try clothing that does the verbal slapping for you.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
