🏰 Royal Decree of the Commodore of Schmucks 🏰
Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be proclaimed throughout the land and all adjacent couch cushions:
Whether thou art parading through the kingdom’s market square or reclining with honor after a fortnight of toil, this classic fit tunic shall drape thee in distinguished indifference and timeless style. It is henceforth declared the perfect gift for festivals, name-days, awkward family reunions, and the annual celebration of one’s emergence from the womb.
Edicts of craftsmanship
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
🏰 Royal Decree of the Commodore of Schmucks 🏰
Hear ye, hear ye! Let it be proclaimed throughout the land and all adjacent couch cushions:
Whether thou art parading through the kingdom’s market square or reclining with honor after a fortnight of toil, this classic fit tunic shall drape thee in distinguished indifference and timeless style. It is henceforth declared the perfect gift for festivals, name-days, awkward family reunions, and the annual celebration of one’s emergence from the womb.
Edicts of craftsmanship
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
