Trick or Treat, Schmuck!
Forget the cutesy pumpkins and basic “boo” tees—this is Halloween with teeth. Our “Trick or Treat, Schmuck” shirt features Bigfoot himself, masked up, candy sack in hand, ready to stomp through suburbia and remind freeloaders what real scary looks like. It’s sarcastic, seasonal, and smug enough to make you the most memorable ghoul in the room.
Product Features
- 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Semi-fitted
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Trick or Treat, Schmuck!
Forget the cutesy pumpkins and basic “boo” tees—this is Halloween with teeth. Our “Trick or Treat, Schmuck” shirt features Bigfoot himself, masked up, candy sack in hand, ready to stomp through suburbia and remind freeloaders what real scary looks like. It’s sarcastic, seasonal, and smug enough to make you the most memorable ghoul in the room.
Product Features
- 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
- Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
- Semi-fitted
- Tear-away label
- Runs true to size
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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