Schmuck or Schmendrick? You know the answer. Ladies' edition.

$29.99

The “Schmuck & Schmendrick” T-Shirt
For the walking contradiction you didn’t ask for.

Finally, a shirt that does the heavy lifting of insulting you before anyone else gets the chance. Why let the world wonder whether you’re just a schmuck or a full-blown schmendrick when you can proudly announce that you're both—loudly, unapologetically, and in cotton-blend comfort?

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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The “Schmuck & Schmendrick” T-Shirt
For the walking contradiction you didn’t ask for.

Finally, a shirt that does the heavy lifting of insulting you before anyone else gets the chance. Why let the world wonder whether you’re just a schmuck or a full-blown schmendrick when you can proudly announce that you're both—loudly, unapologetically, and in cotton-blend comfort?

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.