Schmuck Happens
Because of course it does.
When the universe shrugs and hands you another lesson in disappointment, this shirt is your official uniform. Equal parts sarcasm and surrender, the Schmuck Happens tee is for those who’ve seen it all, stepped in it twice, and still managed to show up looking better than everyone else.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Schmuck Happens
Because of course it does.
When the universe shrugs and hands you another lesson in disappointment, this shirt is your official uniform. Equal parts sarcasm and surrender, the Schmuck Happens tee is for those who’ve seen it all, stepped in it twice, and still managed to show up looking better than everyone else.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
