Schmuck ewe, you schmuck. Ladies' edition.

$29.99

Schmuck Ewe Tee – Because Why Just Be a Schmuck When You Can Be This Obvious About It?

Tired of subtly embarrassing yourself? Ready to broadcast your sheepish shame with the elegance of a wool-clad train wreck? Introducing the Schmuck Ewe Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee — a garment as versatile as your social awkwardness and twice as breathable as your last bad decision.

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.

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Schmuck Ewe Tee – Because Why Just Be a Schmuck When You Can Be This Obvious About It?

Tired of subtly embarrassing yourself? Ready to broadcast your sheepish shame with the elegance of a wool-clad train wreck? Introducing the Schmuck Ewe Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee — a garment as versatile as your social awkwardness and twice as breathable as your last bad decision.

Product Features

  • 100% ringspun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) 
  • Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) 
  • Semi-fitted 
  • Tear-away label 
  • Runs true to size

Care Instructions

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.