“I may not be a billionaire, but you're still a schmuck,” Tee
A shirt for those who didn’t win late capitalism’s rigged lottery—but still have enough clarity (and spite) to point out the clowns running the circus.
“I May Not Be a Billionaire, But You're Still a Schmuck” is the perfect thing to wear while sipping your iced coffee on a melting sidewalk, watching society eat itself one IPO and fascist rebrand at a time. It's not humble. It's not gracious. It's just true.
Ideal for anyone who’s not rich, not powerful, but still morally superior to the smug sociopath explaining trickle-down economics in a LinkedIn post.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
“I may not be a billionaire, but you're still a schmuck,” Tee
A shirt for those who didn’t win late capitalism’s rigged lottery—but still have enough clarity (and spite) to point out the clowns running the circus.
“I May Not Be a Billionaire, But You're Still a Schmuck” is the perfect thing to wear while sipping your iced coffee on a melting sidewalk, watching society eat itself one IPO and fascist rebrand at a time. It's not humble. It's not gracious. It's just true.
Ideal for anyone who’s not rich, not powerful, but still morally superior to the smug sociopath explaining trickle-down economics in a LinkedIn post.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
