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I may not be a billionaire... Tee

$29.99

“I may not be a billionaire, but you're still a schmuck,” Tee

A shirt for those who didn’t win late capitalism’s rigged lottery—but still have enough clarity (and spite) to point out the clowns running the circus.

“I May Not Be a Billionaire, But You're Still a Schmuck” is the perfect thing to wear while sipping your iced coffee on a melting sidewalk, watching society eat itself one IPO and fascist rebrand at a time. It's not humble. It's not gracious. It's just true.

Ideal for anyone who’s not rich, not powerful, but still morally superior to the smug sociopath explaining trickle-down economics in a LinkedIn post.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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“I may not be a billionaire, but you're still a schmuck,” Tee

A shirt for those who didn’t win late capitalism’s rigged lottery—but still have enough clarity (and spite) to point out the clowns running the circus.

“I May Not Be a Billionaire, But You're Still a Schmuck” is the perfect thing to wear while sipping your iced coffee on a melting sidewalk, watching society eat itself one IPO and fascist rebrand at a time. It's not humble. It's not gracious. It's just true.

Ideal for anyone who’s not rich, not powerful, but still morally superior to the smug sociopath explaining trickle-down economics in a LinkedIn post.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean