This Shirt Is for Schmucks. And You Love Them. And Derp. Especially Derp.
Slide into this cotton catastrophe like you’re crash-landing into yet another life decision you’ll only partially regret. Whether you’re attending a family reunion, faking confidence at a wedding, or sitting in a parking lot eating fries alone while muttering “I love schmucks” into the void—this tee is your ride-or-die companion. And Derp? He’s here for it. He’s printed on it. He may have designed it. We’re honestly not sure anymore.
“I wore this shirt to jury duty and left with a ferret and a restraining order. 11/10.”
— Derp, Mascot. Visionary. Probationary.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
This Shirt Is for Schmucks. And You Love Them. And Derp. Especially Derp.
Slide into this cotton catastrophe like you’re crash-landing into yet another life decision you’ll only partially regret. Whether you’re attending a family reunion, faking confidence at a wedding, or sitting in a parking lot eating fries alone while muttering “I love schmucks” into the void—this tee is your ride-or-die companion. And Derp? He’s here for it. He’s printed on it. He may have designed it. We’re honestly not sure anymore.
“I wore this shirt to jury duty and left with a ferret and a restraining order. 11/10.”
— Derp, Mascot. Visionary. Probationary.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
