Greeting Cards for schmucks – 5-Pack Assorted Card Set (Includes “Most people your age die.”)

$29.99

For when it's time to say, "you're welcome," instead of, "thanks." For when you need to let someone know how you really feel, but not in a good way. These are cards for when the only truth in life is that other people ruin everything. The pack includes matching white envelopes, making these cards ready to send straight away or stash them for a meaningful note when it's truly earned. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Product features
- One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
- Bright, vivid color reproduction using modern digital printing
- Heavyweight 271gsm uncoated white paper for a premium, tactile feel
- Includes matching white envelopes; front cover overlaps back by 1/16"
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.

For when it's time to say, "you're welcome," instead of, "thanks." For when you need to let someone know how you really feel, but not in a good way. These are cards for when the only truth in life is that other people ruin everything. The pack includes matching white envelopes, making these cards ready to send straight away or stash them for a meaningful note when it's truly earned. Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Product features
- One size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
- Bright, vivid color reproduction using modern digital printing
- Heavyweight 271gsm uncoated white paper for a premium, tactile feel
- Includes matching white envelopes; front cover overlaps back by 1/16"
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the card outwards.