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Billionaires make the best fertilizer Tee

$29.99

đź’€ Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt  

Ah, yes—the perfect shirt for when your misanthropy meets your love of sustainable agriculture. Because what better way to say “eat the rich” than by implying they’d make a decent compost pile? This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a subtle reminder that wealth doesn’t decompose character.  

Slip this on when you’re heading to a protest, a picnic, or just to the grocery store to glare at anyone buying “organic” avocados with a platinum Amex.

Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’ll stay comfy while you contemplate the downfall of late-stage capitalism—or just while you scroll through news headlines muttering, “figures.”  This tee is for the cynics, the climate-conscious, and anyone who’s ever said, “eat the rich,” and meant it as a meal plan.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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đź’€ Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt  

Ah, yes—the perfect shirt for when your misanthropy meets your love of sustainable agriculture. Because what better way to say “eat the rich” than by implying they’d make a decent compost pile? This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a subtle reminder that wealth doesn’t decompose character.  

Slip this on when you’re heading to a protest, a picnic, or just to the grocery store to glare at anyone buying “organic” avocados with a platinum Amex.

Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’ll stay comfy while you contemplate the downfall of late-stage capitalism—or just while you scroll through news headlines muttering, “figures.”  This tee is for the cynics, the climate-conscious, and anyone who’s ever said, “eat the rich,” and meant it as a meal plan.

Product Features

  • The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.  
  • The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.  
  • The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.  
  • Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.
  • Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.  
  • This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean