đź’€ Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt
Ah, yes—the perfect shirt for when your misanthropy meets your love of sustainable agriculture. Because what better way to say “eat the rich” than by implying they’d make a decent compost pile? This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a subtle reminder that wealth doesn’t decompose character.
Slip this on when you’re heading to a protest, a picnic, or just to the grocery store to glare at anyone buying “organic” avocados with a platinum Amex. Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’ll stay comfy while you contemplate the downfall of late-stage capitalism—or just while you scroll through news headlines muttering, “figures.”
This tee is for the cynics, the climate-conscious, and anyone who’s ever said, “eat the rich,” and meant it as a meal plan.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
đź’€ Billionaires Make the Best Fertilizer T-Shirt
Ah, yes—the perfect shirt for when your misanthropy meets your love of sustainable agriculture. Because what better way to say “eat the rich” than by implying they’d make a decent compost pile? This isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a subtle reminder that wealth doesn’t decompose character.
Slip this on when you’re heading to a protest, a picnic, or just to the grocery store to glare at anyone buying “organic” avocados with a platinum Amex. Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’ll stay comfy while you contemplate the downfall of late-stage capitalism—or just while you scroll through news headlines muttering, “figures.”
This tee is for the cynics, the climate-conscious, and anyone who’s ever said, “eat the rich,” and meant it as a meal plan.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
